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Like a good neighbor

April 24, 2010

Saw this ad on craiglist from a ‘neighbor.’  Keep an eye out.

Riding mower ” STOLEN Fri Nite ” – $1 (Estacada)

THIS MOWER WAS JUST STOLEN BY SOME LOSER PIECE OF SHIT !! off 232nd drive in Damascus, COME ON YOU SPINELESS BASTARD COME ON BACK & I WILL PUT A BULLIT OR TWO IN YOUR WORTHLESS ASS i HOPE YOU & ALL YOU OFFSPRING DIES HORRIBLE TORCHEROUS DEATHS !! i AM LAID OFF & TRYING TO PAY BILLS you should have your arms cut off you low life pile of shit stealing from people who are trying to make ends meet. the mower was a Riding mower Weed Eater brand made by Poulan 12 horse briggs& stratton engine Industrial commercial engine Runs great & cuts awesome
just installed a brand new spindle bearing on the deck.. i just lost $ 500 call 503-781-5494 if you see this mower give me a call & i will set this cocksucker straight… c’mon craigslisters give me a hand !! What a loser he must be !!And he definetley has “NO BALLS WHAT SO EVER”

-j+d

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One Comment leave one →
  1. Amanda Pants permalink
    April 24, 2010 7:36 pm

    Wow, I really feel sorry for your neighbor. But I cant help but chuckle at the thief’s DEFINITE anatomical malady…(assuming of course, the thief is a man, otherwise….) And, if he has no balls, how does he have offspring? Maybe he adopted? I hope you guys find the tractor and are HEROS!!!

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